Wipe Away Those Tears of Blood Again

dank-potion:

  • I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
  • I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
  • I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
  • I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
  • If your people want equality, they have to-

Via Regret is a sign of weakness

dyemelikeasunset:

hell yeah



mickeyrandy3:

Chris Colfer | 

@hugs4chris Gifts, muffins, and REAL LLAMAS!!! Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart! #AllWeekSmile



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wallysdick:

wallysdick:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?

JESUS STOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW PLEASE

Via Every Hope of the World in those Bright Blue Eyes


  • girl 1: omg im pregnant
  • girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
  • girl 3: omg im always drunk
  • me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Via Every Hope of the World in those Bright Blue Eyes

wilddaisies258:

sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:

iamthepureblindraven:

that doesn’t even look like his butt from this angle.

it looks like the continuation of brian only hes like impossibly twisted around

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT. Brian’s legs are Darren’s and then… Bahahaha!

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tyleroakley:

I can’t.

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This Crazy Partee: spookyclaire: HEY I JUST MET YOUAND THIS IS CRAZYBUT I’M GONNA SING...

spookyclaire:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT I’M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU, BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND, SING FLIRTY DUETS WITH YOU, HAVE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, REMAIN COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, SING A SONG ABOUT SEX TOYS TO A GUY I MET ONCE IN HIS WORK PLACE, FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU…

Via Every Hope of the World in those Bright Blue Eyes


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thegrumpus:

OH MY GOD ITS A PARADE OF PUPS


Via what would sherlock do?

The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.

Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)

Via Don't Stop Believing


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