- I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
- I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
- I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
- I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
- If your people want equality, they have to-
@hugs4chris Gifts, muffins, and REAL LLAMAS!!! Thank you so much from the bottom of my heart! #AllWeekSmile
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
JESUS STOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW PLEASE
sleepwalkerindreamersclothing:
that doesn’t even look like his butt from this angle.
it looks like the continuation of brian only hes like impossibly twisted around
OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT. Brian’s legs are Darren’s and then… Bahahaha!
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HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT I’M GONNA SING A SONG TO YOU, BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND, SING FLIRTY DUETS WITH YOU, HAVE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, REMAIN COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS, SING A SONG ABOUT SEX TOYS TO A GUY I MET ONCE IN HIS WORK PLACE, FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU…
The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s words. Marriage was under attack years ago by men who viewed women as property and children as trophies of sexual prowess. Marriage is under attack by low wages, high incarceration, unfair tax policy, unemployment, and lack of education. Marriage is under attack by clergy who proclaim monogamy yet think nothing of stepping outside the bonds of marriage to have multiple affairs with “preaching groupies.
–Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ (via touchoftea)









