Feel free to drop me an ask!
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.
50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)



People are aroused by this?
(via hermione-ganja)
Has the author actually ever had sex?
(via historicalslut)